Story intro: Everyone Loves Homer. Here's an uncut, unseen episode we'd all like to see. Homer, in his typical bumbling style, teaches Bart and Lisa the finer points of sex.
It was a quiet Sunday evening in the Simpson household when Marge Simpson just happened to walk by Bart's room.
"What are you doing Bart? Stop that this instant!" Marge ordered as she walked briskly into her son's room.